Matty 'Fatty' Pattison

invalid@example.com (Canaryboy), Canaryboy
Thu, 22 Jan 2015 20:22:27 +0000
Legends Lounge

Is playing for Gateshead in the Conference Premier! He's not long been 28.

I know that he's been trying to land an English club for a while and had trials at Leeds and Coventry, but a bit low down the pyramid isn't it? He won a South Africa cap in 2014.

He weren't too bad a player for us really, certainly better than Mark Fotheringham. Maybe should have asked Fozzy for his agents number!

Weren't there an incident where he drove to Colney drunk with no clothes on because he thought he...